Never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
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If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Cat Man
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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
Sometimes I wish I was an Octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.