Bride killing a mosquito during wedding
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”
“The reality of loving God is loving him like he’s a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely...
When you ask someone if their diet is going well while in isolation and yesterday he ate whole PIZZA.
If you don’t get your nephew dizzy so you can laugh when he falls, are you even an uncle?
The sack race, the contestants, place both feet on their waist or neck and in a bag or pillowcase that moves from the starting point...
The man is surprised that the house is being repaired.