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Mr. Bean’s Family Expectation
The Moment He Realized He Was Now The Middle Child
Sometimes I wish I was an Octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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Waiting for the hot water to come out in the shower.
When you hear your own voice in a recording.
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.